I first came up with this idea after ordering pizza. Be the first to share what you think! It basically goes against everything I stand for! Would you mind just turning your head and maybe humming for a bit while I make ... this ... little ... adjustment ...", haha!

Tags: ass, bathroom humor, butt, butt gadgets, fart, fart concentrator, fart gadget, fart gadget of the day, fart humor, fart silencer, poop. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. Hey look, it's Elvis !Personally, I like all of the available choices in designer colors. save hide report. Change ). best. Look what I got for my dogs at the Butchers, What's left over after a Tarantula sheds its skin, Where Japanese schoolgirl panties really come from, Martin Luther King - I have a dream...cast, Battle of the Bone - N. Ireland Zombie film, Car broken down? ', 46 Funny Pics and Memes to Waste Time With, 33 Designs That Would Make Your Life Easier. Fart Gadget of the Day: Repurposed Fart Silencer January 23, 2009.

Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. Fart Silencer Prevent expanding gases from causing gludius maximus turbulence (-1) OK, ever had to fart somewhere, but it was of such volume that you were scared to let loose in public, because it would be hella loud? Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. Apparently you shove this little plastic tube in your stink hole and the holes in the end diffuse your fart in a slower and lower pressure way such that it does not produce any farts, rippers, or septies. As odd and uncomfortable as this subject might seem, it’s just one of those topics that is too hilarious not to cover.
This entry was posted on January 23, 2009 at 4:47 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. By adding two one way pressure valves to the end of this, you could create an atomic stink chamber that collects and concentrates your fart gases and once the ass end of the tube reaches absolute concentration then it will cause the valve to release the most rank noise hair burning butt bomb on the face of the planet. comment. That could cause some hard-to-explain interruptions: "Gosh, Mavis, that broccoli looks delicious.

The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it. The inventor, Hu Wan, developed a fart silencer. you could kill someone!!! Everyone farts Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be. ( Log Out /  Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. Luckily, a man named Big Chicken Mushroom from WuHan, China, has invented the Fart Silencer, a small plastic tube that you um put in your anus. Entries (RSS) and Comments (RSS).

4. It would just make the room POP! Stalon AB Stalon 104 912 91 Malgomaj SWEDEN info@stalonsilencer.com +46 (0)940-500 35 ( Log Out /  The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it. Why the hell would you ever want to do that! See picture below.

But this wacky wearable fart silencer takes the cake for most hilarious, and most terrifying item that helps keep a private bodily function out of the public eye (or rather, public nose and ears). share.
This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.

Today’s gadget of the day comes to us straight from an inventor in Wuhan, China. no comments yet. ( Log Out /  Before I continue, just know this device is as odd as you imagine, and it goes exactly where you might guess it would go. See picture below. Fart Silencer: As Weird As You Imagine It To Be! So I put on my inventor thinking cap and came up with a way to repurpose this into an amazing stink machine. Pin. Are you sure about those instructions? Let the AA do some more damage, John Lennon sniffing coke with Wilfred Brambell, Oddities Curios And Other Repressed Emotions.

New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. See picture below. The inventor, Hu Wan, developed a fart silencer. Fart Silencer. I was appalled that there would be a person in this world that would want to surpress one of the most amazing things the human body is capable of, farting.

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. ( Log Out /  Maybe I can't eliminate the odor, but I can make flatulence stealthier. Those would look absolutely great in wicker basket in the men's room.

The inventor even designed a chamber for inserting a ball of perfume or cologne scented tissue so when you let out a little stinker then it will get absorbed in the tissue and only the pleasant fragrance will be released. but........If your fart is Too strong it would be like a bullet? This is a terrible invention. Buffer.

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Apparently you shove this little plastic tube in your stink hole and the holes in the end diffuse your fart in a slower and lower pressure way such that it does not produce any farts, rippers, or septies. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Great BBC Headline: “‘Taxing’ Burps and Farts”.

This thread is archived. 76% Upvoted. Tony, I can kill someone with mine with or without a silencer! Email. The inventor, Hu Wan, developed a fart silencer. Sort by.

Luckily, a man named Big Chicken Mushroom from WuHan, China, has invented the Fart Silencer, a small plastic tube that you um put in your anus. Fart silencer. Share. We've seen apparel designed to help alleviate the embarrassment that comes with passing gas in public; devices that filter the two S's: sound and smell. Fart silencer. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur. Today’s gadget of the day comes to us straight from an inventor in Wuhan, China. The Fart Silencer is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely, Megachurch Pastor Tries To Justify His Lavish Lifestyle, Here Is One Great Reason To Stay In School, The Most Terrifying 7 Seconds of Scared Straight, Remember When that Douchebag Drop Kicked Arnold Schwarzenegger At Event in South Africa, 30 Pics That Answer the Question 'What Happens If?

This is really interesting but I think it would be something a gay would do or something like that because it could be so risky. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. The Fart Silencer is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely Close. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Richard Darell 1 10 years ago . BWH, it would make something pop, anyway. Note: only a member of this blog may post a comment. Everyone farts Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be. Posted by u/[deleted] 4 years ago. "look what's that over there!"*zlooop*.

"Instert the open end into your anus when you feel a fart is coming"?


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